Fat cats are only cool in gangster movies

And maybe at this website over here.

It's a difficult subject, I know, but I wanted to put up an article on weight control for cats. I also found some others, in case the first one is not to your liking.

Since I eat like a little Hoover, my No Tails are already worried that I will succumb to the dregs of obesity, like 40% of American house cats. (Note: 40%? That's messed up.) They've started researching weight management strategies now, and if your cat has this problem, you should start researching, too. We can't exactly do it for ourselves.